Knives Out

Well you asked for it so I did it. My views of the new dance craze, Britney Spears Knives Dancing! Also really Taylor, you are that excited about a touchdown in Week 3?? I don't think so. 
Its a quick episode - enjoy 

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Welcome to Moomah the Poomah the Podcast, a podcast that looks at everything Generation X by someone who's Generation X. We'll talk about things from the 70s, 80s, and right up to today. So sit back and enjoy. Well, hello? Hello. Hello. I am back with my first episode of 2023. I know I had done a little teaser last week that I was going to come back and. I've decided I'm going to start recording today. So. I was wondering, I was sitting here thinking, what am I going to talk about? What's going on that I kind of want to rant about. And I sort of put it out there to some of my friends about what they wanted me to talk about. And I got. One definitive answer, which kind of surprised me actually. But, um, I had a lot of people who wanted my opinion and what I felt about this whole Brittany Spears, dancing with knives video. And I'm going to do a big shout out right now to my friends, Catherine and Patricia, who demanded that I get off my phone and start recording. This because they wanted to know what I thought about. Brittany Spears and whore her knives. So I have to admit, I really kind of knew about it, but I've kind of been off the Brittany. Uh, Instagram page because. I find it highly kind of disturbing in a way, because. I every time she posts one of her spinning videos where she's just randomly. Dancing and brown pumps spinning around in a living room with little or no clothes on. Doing the same kind of jerky movements. That I really don't understand. What she's doing some sort of weird interpretive dance, but just spinning around doing jerky, hand motions. Um, Once I've seen like 12 of them. It's like, I can't really watch anymore. So. I kind of put Brittany Spears on, uh, sort of the mute button on my Instagram. And I really didn't watch a lot. And then over the last week or so I saw all these people about talking about her with knives and she was dancing with knives and. You know, police were called and they might want to take her dogs way, which I didn't even know she had a dog, but I don't know if Brittany Spears having a dog isn't necessarily the best thing, but. Everyone wants to know my opinion on her dancing with knives. So last night I went back and I started, um, Watching some of these videos with her. Doing her jerky dance moves spinning around, but this time holding knives. Um, and she continually clicks clinks them. So it sounds like they're real. Although in her Instagram description, she says that they're fake. So. One of the things when I was watching it and I read her description is she says for her fans not to worry about her. And that she was doing an homage to Shakira. Um, I also didn't realize that, I guess, on the M uh, the video music awards, the VMs. Shakira did a dance and she used, um, knives and these knives essentially did look like they were sort of propped knives, not real ones. So I went back and watched what Shakira was doing. And then I went back and watched what Brittany. Is doing. Now the first impressions. I thought when I watched it was, and I'm just going to put it out there. Um, There's no way that Brittany Spears knows who Shakira is. I'm sorry, I don't for a moment. I think that she's a fan of Shakira. I think someone on her team said, just pretend you're doing the Shakira dance and people will buy it. But I just do not believe that Brittany Spears is spinning around in her brown pumps. In our living room, listening to hips don't lie. I don't buy it. I don't think she knows who Shakira is. I. Don't think she has a clue on how Shakira dances. I just think someone told her. Say you're dancing like Shakira and people will buy it. So far, that's my first thing. My second point is. This girl needs. Help. I mean. I watch her. I looked at her outfit, her. She's in a bikini bottom with some white top. Um, her makeup, her. Uh, is, is all D all messed up. Like it's like when she was woken up and her mascara's all down her face. Her hair is kinda Maddy and nodded. Like I can see where her like extensions are kind of clipped into her hair. Um, It's just a mess and I think she needs help desperately. Um, and I really also think she needs a new choreographer because these spinning dances are just. Not working for her. I mean, She. She just looks like she completely, it doesn't know where she is or what she's doing. And the other thing I've noticed is what is her obsession with that? Uh, Nygma song from the nineties sadness with the Gorian chance. Like every video that's the backdrop of the song. Okay. Nobody danced to that song. Like. That when I think of like great dance songs from the 90. I don't think of a Nygma sadness song. With the Gregorian chance. That's, that's not even on my top 20, but for whatever reason, Brittany Spears thinks that that's the song she should be spinning. And clinky knives too. I don't get it. So that's really all I have about this bizarre knife dancing that she's doing. Um, Do I think she knows to go back to her conservatorship. Well, I don't know, maybe, um, because she clearly looks like she's a little unhinged in these videos. Um, but her last Instagram post, because I'm actually looking at it right now, as I'm talking. As I'm recording this podcast, she posted some picture. Uh, 14 hours ago, some guy. Who's not her soon to be. Ex-husband. And the other thing she does these like super, super long. Descriptions of captions of what these photos are like. They're so long. Like I give up after the, the fourth sentence, because she's talking about positive affirmations or something and I'm like, yeah, no, it's 12 paragraphs. I'm not reading all this, but. She she's just talking about this guy that they're friends, she loves her best friend. Um, I don't know who this guy is. She doesn't say, but anyways, she's talking also about how her book is now going to be coming out. And I laugh because she says, it's the book that she's written. And along with being a secure fan, do really honestly, do we really think Brittany Spears wrote a book? Like, did we really think prince Harry wrote a book? No. Um, I believe she probably sat in front of someone and told her stories in the same way she does the knife dancing. So it was probably all over the map and probably several people wrote this book, but. She is promising a lot of, um, revelations and just putting the finishing touches on the woman and me. Which is going to be out on October 24th. So. Look, I think Brittany. For years claimed that she didn't want to be in the spotlight, that she never could do anything. And I think now she's doing whatever she can to try and. Stay. In the spotlight to stay in the media cycle. And if it means putting up these bizarre spinning dance videos, then. I guess she figures. That must be the way to do it. And now she has this book coming out, which apparently she's not doing any interviews for, which is probably a good thing because I don't know. Um, But, yeah, that's really all I have to say about Brittany Spears. Um, Again, I don't really follow her that much. I think. I think she, I think she just needs to go away for a little while. I mean. I don't even think she knows how to lip sync anymore, to be quite honest. I mean, It's all going to be knives and lip sinking now for her. I don't know. I just think. Someone even said, rumors that she should have been this year, Superbowl halftime, performer show. And I'm like, No, no way. Um, that would have been an absolute disaster. And speaking of the Superbowl halftime show, um, I think Asher was a good choice. I have no opinions, positive or negative about usher, so he's got a lot of hits and I think he will put on a great show to be honest. So. I'm actually looking forward to seeing his halftime show and seeing who he brings out. And football is a good segue into go into the other thing that is. Really kind of annoyed me this week and. This is where Taylor swift loses me. Let me tell you I'm not a big Swifty. She's okay. I like some of her songs, I want to see the concert. Um, You know, I like that it's it was this huge thing. And everyone seemed to be enjoying themselves at the show and, you know, she was making a lot of money and it was selling out. But Taylor swift to me has always been a little like. Vanilla, like kind of cheesy. Kind of like, Hmm. She's all right. I don't get the appeal. And. Look, I don't watch football. I know nothing about football. I don't really care about football. I don't even know if I can name five football players. Um, But. This Sunday, my like everyone else in the world. Twitter feed or X feed. Blew up with Taylor swift was at a Kansas city game. And so I saw all the highlights and like I said, this is where Taylor swift. Loses me. Because. She looked like a damn fool. In that box. I'm sorry if you love her. I'm sorry, if you think she's great. But come on. She is sitting in the box of this guy that she's dating or whatever. And she knows the camera's going to be on her. She knows that. If this guy, Travis, is, does anything good or makes a touchdown or whatever, it's all going to be on her and how she reacts. Okay. This is week three of the NFL. There's no way. You're jumping up and down like a fool when he scores is when he scored a touchdown. Like Superbowl, I get it playoffs. Sure. If it's the last game and it's, it means that you may or may not get into the playoffs. Fine. This is week three. Nobody's doing that. Nobody in suites are doing that. And everything was anytime Taylor's with new, she was on camera. She was always like talking to his mother. Jumping up and down applauding and cheering and like going the. On a scale of one to 10, she was like a 30. And I was just like, Okay. How long have you known this guy? Do you know, this guy, like. You know, and then there's pictures of him looking up from the field at her. And I'm like, this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. This is why I don't want to watch football because. I'm already nauseated and it's been 10 minutes. That was a week ago. It has been nonstop about her and this guy about how they drove off in a convertible about how he rented out a restaurant about how his jerseys now went up 400% that. She's going to be at his game this week, this Sunday, and it's sold out and all the Swifties are going to be there. Stop. Stop. There's more things going on in the world. Like Brittany's spinning and dancing with knives. I don't want to see Taylor swift. At the football game. I don't want to see her jumping up and down. I don't want to see her in a Kansas city. He just played for Kansas city, I think. Right. Like, I don't even know. Uh, Kansas city Jersey. I don't want to see it because. To me, this was just a publicity stunt. Are they dating? Probably, but I think he also knew that he was going to be on the news. I just. Look, if she, if this was serious, And if this was a guy, I think that she like. She could have, it could go private. You don't need to be noticed at these games. If you're a celebrity and you're famous, you want to be hidden and go to these events. There are places you can go and be hidden in these events. And trust me. Uh, my part-time jobs are working events. I've seen. Famous people, celebrities that's the majority of people have no idea in the building. You know why? Because they don't want to be seen. They want to be in the background. They just want to see maybe a bit of the game. A bit of the show. They're not going to be put on camera, jumping up and down like fools. So that was my Those are my two sort of rants of the week. Brittany knife, dancing and tailors with jumping up and down like a fool at a football game. So that's really all I have for this episode. I'm sure I could go on and on and on, but, um, I really don't have anything else scripted or written down. And as everyone knows, I don't write, or I don't really overly prepare for these podcasts. I just pick up my mic and. Just rant. So. Yeah. So if you're wondering why this is a little choppy all over the place. Um, it's just because that's how I do this show. And anyways, I would love to take more suggestions. I can be reached at, um, Twitter or as it's called now ex. Um, my handle is, um, at. Mama the Puma. Or you can DM me on Instagram at MoMA, the Puma. Podcast. Um, and yeah, I'd love to take more suggestions. Of what you would like me to sort of do some episodes about, um, one that I am working on right now is the review of the second season of, and just like that, which was a hot dumpster fire mess that. I literally could watch again, because it was so bad. Um, and I love actually sort of talking about that show and how some of the episodes were just, just awful. Anyways. I hope everyone's enjoying this lovely weather we're having right now where I am. And uh yeah i will hear from everyone soon